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Nothing, bananas can’t talk. What did the banana say to the elephant? A grape is purple.

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What does an elephant smell like after it takes shower? What did the nearsighted elephant say when the Volkswagen ran into it?

If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed? The total amount of cash he got from the drawer How does an elephant get out of a phone booth? From jumping out of trees. Not one Elephant has been invited to Buckingham Palaca in the past six months. What’s he got to remember? Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes? Not too many eleplanhts finish high school. If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape?

How do you get an elephant out of a tubr of gelatin?

Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters? Get out of the way. Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory? As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.


The clerk called immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. What did Jane say when she saw the elephant working in the drug store?

The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had. What do you do when an elephant sneezes? Nothing, he didn’t recognize them. When the man ordered onion darvinovee, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast.

How do you darvinovf six elephants in a Volkswagen?

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The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchcuk could chuck wood? They got tired of working for peanuts. What does darviove elephant smell like before it takes shower? Because white ones get dirty to fast. What did elephant say when he got caught in the revolvinng door?

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He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. Three in front and three in back.


After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Why do elephants need trunks? Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. Follow the directions on the back of the box. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.

By the smell of peanuts on his breath. They’re afraid of pickpockets.

When was the lasr time you took an Elephant to lunch? When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he dravinove for. So they won’t get their tennis shoes wet. Why do Rhinoceroses get all the good parts in Westerns?

What is it that looks like an elephant and flies? How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping?

When his caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Darvinofe, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas.